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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 07:01 pm (UTC)
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John. Pick up your phone.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 07:21 pm (UTC)
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I FUCKING TOLD YOU, ERNIE, STOP CALLING ME!
[Hi Dave. You can't expect anything different.]
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Damnit-- this is important!
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Oh hey Dave. I thought you were this guy-- well, never mind, it's not important. What's up?
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:10 pm (UTC)
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[You're so full of shit John but he really can't be bothered by that right now.]
I died.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:12 pm (UTC)
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[There's a long moment of silence while he tries to
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You're dead right now?
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:14 pm (UTC)
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:14 pm (UTC)
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done.
bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:14 pm (UTC)
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No I don't think so.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:18 pm (UTC)
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Okay, then you're okay. You shoulda called while you were dead, I would have stolen your body if you needed.
[Unlike SOME people.]
What happened?
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:20 pm (UTC)
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It was only a few minutes and then I woke up in this thing.
...I think I'm going to be sick.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:22 pm (UTC)
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What thing? Where the fuck are you?
Don't puke, if you puke I'll start puking and then we're gonna be in trouble.
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:25 pm (UTC)
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By the fisheries--- shit.
[Definitely puking.]
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:31 pm (UTC)
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[John doesn't actually sympathy puke, but he holds the phone away from his head a while and shouts the next bit.]
Do you need me to come find you?
[because, okay, he won't lift a finger for most people but if Dave's in serious trouble, that's different.]
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:34 pm (UTC)
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[Don't mind the coughing. The puke tasted like shitty beer and gunpowder.]
Don't come down here---
he'll shoot you too.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Someone shot you? What the fuck is going on, why are you out getting shot?
[Dont go have all the fun without him you douchebag.]
Sounds like some asses need kicking. On my fuckin' way.
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 08:57 pm (UTC)
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Bad. Idea.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 09:04 pm (UTC)
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Like that ever stops me.
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-13 09:10 pm (UTC)
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On second thought, John, this is the best idea you've ever had.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-13 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Nah, I'd probably go with that concert opening. Or the bomb thing. But it's up there.
[HE'S COMING. Get used to it, Dave.]
Try not to die again before I get there, ok?
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-14 12:13 am (UTC)
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When you get shot just remember I told you so.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-14 12:18 am (UTC)
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As long as
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don't shoot me.
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-14 01:12 am (UTC)
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I'm over that phase.
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dies_at_the_end
2013-02-14 01:15 am (UTC)
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That's one thing we got going for us.
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bratwurstcalling
2013-02-14 01:35 am (UTC)
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Yeah.... I'll be by the thing that looks like an escape pod.
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[Hi Dave. You can't expect anything different.]
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I died.
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sober upfigure that one out.]You're dead right now?
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done.
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[Unlike SOME people.]
What happened?
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...I think I'm going to be sick.
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Don't puke, if you puke I'll start puking and then we're gonna be in trouble.
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[Definitely puking.]
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Do you need me to come find you?
[because, okay, he won't lift a finger for most people but if Dave's in serious trouble, that's different.]
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Don't come down here--- he'll shoot you too.
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[Dont go have all the fun without him you douchebag.]
Sounds like some asses need kicking. On my fuckin' way.
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[HE'S COMING. Get used to it, Dave.]
Try not to die again before I get there, ok?
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